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Any cat lover knows how much his creature, as Simon's cat, is sensitive to human
traditions...
[simonscat]
Simon's C@t official site.
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How to cook the royal clam... straight from Radio Canada and so froggy !
- Francis Reddy, Diouf and the whole team of 'Des kiwis et des hommes'
crying with laughter...
(SyQuEsTsr)
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(Peacer)
Written & Directed by Dan Chianelli & Nick Greenlee.
Thank you guys !
Before I continue with the French & Italian
coast pics, I ought to post this :
(found in my today's mail).
"These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people ACTUALLY said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place".
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you for real? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to
rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh.....are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last :
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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50 Improv Everywhere agents
create and art gallery opening
on a subway platform...
(improveverywhere)
(My virtual and modest
contribution to the show).
Indi cat has always been screenproof.
He never reacted to TV or computer screens... until today !
(G@ttoGiallo) 
This Paul Williams' video disconcerted him.
It's a shame I've failed recording his first reaction at Paul's "singing cat"
... but I was too stunned myself by his behaviour, as he was watching
the cat, then coming to and fro on desk and keyboard, actively searching
where the whines were coming from.
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Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her :
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug".
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out
my wine.
She's such a bitch...
Cat lovers...
will prefer the cat for sure,
isn't it ?
This one starring here looks optically satisfied.
(Click below to see the video)
(Video by wwwsikhote / Discovered on Moillusions.com)
A great street show in Nigeria !
(by tosche22)
... and later, added 2 more, because the show must go on !
(by preplan)
... and it does !
In Manila and NY and in many other places where people know better !
(by snubbens)
Today I've got a good 419 scam in my junk box !
All G@tto's readers know that his Granny's property in Sardinia is on sale and anyone
is able to click on the pic in PPG's sidebar and take a virtual tour inside the house...
but Craig asks for pictures, which means he doesn't know PPG, so let's bait him !
Well, the game is just beginning !
fm : Craig Hamper
object : Granny's property in a south east sardinian village
september 13/ 2008 16:45
I am intrested in buying your Granny's property In a south east sardinian village.
Let me know if it is still available. I am ready to buy now, kindly give me a final
asking price and more information.
Regards, Craig
fm : G@ttoGiallo
to : craighamper@yahoo.com
object : Granny's property in a south east sardinian village
september 13/2008 17:10
So you buy houses without visiting ? The final price, anyway, is 450,000 euros.
G@tto.
September 13/ 2008 18:28
I have gone through the details, I and my younger sister Kathy just got our inheritance
from our late dad and planning to relocate. I have gone through the details, I will appreciate
if you can send me pictures of in and out of the building all through. I will give you
indormation to write invoice and will request for your bank information and make payment
immediately I finalise with Kathy. Pls do respond fast and also with your phone numbers,
incluse the country code as well so I dont have any problems calling. We should be on our
way by November.
Regards, Craig
September 14/2008 02:36
What a coincidence ! I have inherited the house from my grandpa and you're planning to buy
it with your daddy's inheritance ! You know you're lucky ? As a matter of fact, this property
is a very good investment for you and your sister Kathy. You pay 500,000 €, you transform
the place in a B&B with a nice cafeteria with 250,000 more € and then... you just wait your
customers and their cash. Nice program, isn't it ? Now I have to get in touch with my mother -
I assume you love and respect your mother as well, so you can understand I ought to ask my
mother's opinion. I'll phone her tomorrow. Honestly, I think the negotiation is too young to let
you know my personal phone or accounts numbers. Let's know each other a little more first,
tell me something about Kathy and yourself, where do you live, your occupations, your hobbies,
if you like geckos and sloths, etc. I live in Paris.
Regards. G@tto.
Septembre 14/2008 07:22
Good day,
What a co incidence it is, I first want to thank you for your own ideas and it is going to be better
meeting you in person sometime. Am 45 and Kathy is 33 yrs old widow. I will wait till you get
resposne from you mom before we can proceed.
What do you intend doing after yu sell this property to us? nothing personal but just asking.
I am waiting for your response and I already talked to my sister about it.
Your fast response will be appreciated.
Regards, Craig
Stay tuned !
This is the David everybody knows...
I mean, until last July, when he packed up
for a 2 months "cultural" sojourn in the States.
Now, this is David, back at work, in September...
Spaghetti or hamburger ?
Any comments ?
(Sent to G@tto by mail)
The New International Symbol
for Gasoline...
.......................o.......................
... of subscribing to beauty contests behind my back !
We had a scene, yesterday, when I found
a stamp and a printed pic in his pocket
- a shot I know he likes (he's acting Hamlet) -
pinned to a paw-written paper saying :
I'm Indi in a million and I'm worth it"... !!! ?
He grinned and out he went, slamming
the door...
Ouch, feeling like hard times are coming.
*
A video from the Moscow Google's Team
featuring the Gmail interface... lol !
Catering > - 162 meters of gray tape - 45 lego pieces - 32 sticks of plasticine
- 18 brushes - 18 square meters of batten - 12 cans of spray paint - 10 liters
of white paint - 4 reams of paper - 2 kilograms of millet porridge - 1 printer -
1 hair dryer - 1 mop - 1 saw.
(GoogleRU)
... and for the "M" at the end of the video :
3 sweaters - 3 balls - 3 pillows - 2 dumbbells - 2 pair of gloves
- a set of child's plates - a hockey stick - a scarf - a paper folder
- hats and slippers.
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This guy Charlie just invented
the WebSize Candid Camera
Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places.
Created in August of 2001 by Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere
has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover
agents. The group is based in New York City.
Alors ? 
